*deng deng deng DENG !*

Today...

Same team as Beng Hwa. One idiotic senior. Okay lahs, good friend.
Work with him sure laugh until cannot walk, jaws numb, mouth sour.
Not because he's funny, is cause we always do and say stupid stuff.

And one incident that happened today at Yishun MRT vicinity.
We were walking at where the bicycles are parked.
I was walking in front and he was walking behind me.

*deng deng deng DENG !*

Suddenly, the bird in front of me fly towards us!
I thought nothing wrong, surely bird won't fly until crash into human one right !?
SKALI, as the bird fly closes and closes and it's going to hit me !
First reaction of cause to SIAM, then I bend down and SIAM !
Then Ah Beng was looking else where, but my reaction was so big and exaggerating that
he see me siam he also siam.

Then both look at each other, STUNT, and laughing all the way..
How can a bloody bird fly until like that, how the fuck it got its license !?
The funny part is my reaction really damn big and exaggerating.
I don't know how to explain but it's pure laughter !

"HAHAHA"

Then after that we were laughing and dicussing.
If the bird really kena me, how is he going to report to our TL.
Then I tell him to say this.....

"OFFICER DOWN OFFICER DOWN !"
"ACTIVATE ALPHA BRAVO IMMEDIATELY"
"OFFICER KENA HIT BY BIRD"

Think that will be the joke of the day..
And the first PMU officer that kena discharge from duty for kena hit by a bird.

Okay... That's not something to be proud of.
I don't know where to hide if I really kena hit by the bloody bird.